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Weener Shark

A weener shark is a woman or gay male whom loves to attack dicks in a shark like manner.
Dude 1: Yo bro did you hook up with that bitch from 308 last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.
by Ozio August 29, 2013
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Fuzzy shark

a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.
Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.
by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011
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Food Shark

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!
by Hazeybear December 31, 2015
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shark pit

A pick up joint. A club or bar where the men are ruthlessly hitting on women in search of someone to take home.
Don't ever take a date to a shark pit, she'll get hit on all night.
by Deena May 27, 2005
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vagina shark

When a Guy goes underneath the water and snags the bikinis of girls, leaving there vagina exposed.
Mike is a vagina shark because he went under the water and snagged Marissa's bikini off her body.
by Mr.Supreme💯💪🌹 February 13, 2015
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shark bump

what a shark does to potential prey to gauge its vulnerability before deciding to strike
When politicians blamed guns on the Ft Hood tragedy, they were "shark bumping" the American people to see if anyone would jump on the bandwagon of more gun control.
by Nomadictendency November 17, 2009
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pool shark

The best pool playa. Person who shoots pool so well that they rule the table for hours on end. Uses defense, mad english, doesn't talk shit, and grabs the ball for opponent when she scratches. And always shakes the persons hand and thanks them for a great game when they kick your ass.
Here comes the pool shark!
by Emily Baker May 19, 2005
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