Flower Girl

A homewrecking little self-centered, immature and selfish brat; oblivious to the damage inflicted on others by her bizzarre desire to hook up with a messed-up and broke (but admittedly handsome and fit) older married guy.

ANGRY WIFE: How could you take up with that boobless little tramp!?!?! You look ridiculous, a man in his late forties hanging around with her! She's almost 20 years younger than you!! She practically could have been the damn FLOWER GIRL at our wedding, you no good fuckball!!!

GUILTY HUSBAND: Yeah, I know...

by NOT little red baby February 11, 2010

flow

the real definition: long, curly hair that busts out of a lacrosse healmet. A key component of lax. It is in fact, 90% of the game.

After Travis cut his flow, he had two bad games in a row.

by travlax April 24, 2009

cash money flow

A wad of cash often contains many large bills. Can also be used as saying someone has/obtains massive amouns of money.

Shit did you see that mother fucka's wad, he got the cash money flow.

by MoThaFuCker123456778990 July 14, 2006

Flower Mound

A place full of people who are both uptight and paranoid.

Bob: This place is a total Flower Mound!
Jake: It's a retirement home, dude, what do you expect?

by A_Mysterious_Man October 11, 2012

cell flow

An imaginary form of measurement used by telephone companies trying to determine how much data is being passed across the network on DSL. There is absolutely no conversion from "cells" to, say, kilobytes, and the amount of cell flow may vary depending on what kind of DSLAM your service is coming through. Tech support will generally use this as a be-all end-all for how good your connection is. For example, if there's a lot of cell flow they may think you're either downloading a lot of pr0n, you have a virus, or there's nothing wrong at all. If there's only a trickle of cell flow, they may think you have a firewall, you're not at home browsing actively, there's a problem, or there's nothing wrong at all.

Customer: I can't bring up any web pages.
Tech Support: Really? I see a ton of cell flow. Maybe you've got a virus.

by jazzsequence March 1, 2005

Sick Flow Bro

When Paolo causes a multi-automobile collision, most notably on Bathurst Street. Paolo is entirely at fault for the accident, regardless of how sick his flow actually is. The worse a driver is, the sicker his flow becomes.

Guy 1: "Hey Paolo, you just hit 4 cars in one accident, sick flow bro"

Paolo: "Why do you guys keep saying that?"

by Fictitious Name/Force July 15, 2011

blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017