Florida Orange

After you but fuck a girl and cum in her ass then, suck it out with a straw.

Ass Fucking then sucken with a straw.

by Landon April 29, 2004

trenton florida

Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts

Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest

Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida

by Redneck junky December 24, 2016

florida bitchslap

Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"

"Goatbeard got Florida Bitchslapped!

by cidsurfr13 October 10, 2014

florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

by subtletee September 19, 2019

Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.

Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy

by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009

Florida Lord

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.

Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..

by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020