When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube
Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?
Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho
Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho
by Chkeni February 04, 2025
When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
by BRMedia July 25, 2024
Portuguese individuals, both the first name and last name used in this name is very commonly used by Iberian people. People that are named this way, often contribute in his friend group, he contribute in great many ways, such as being funny or making racist jokes. So if you are named this way, stick more often with your friends and make them cringe.
by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023
by CockFart44 August 03, 2022
A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.
Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
by Many_Small_Children June 02, 2020
When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024
Ms. Francisco has a beautiful voice. Her voice can out power everyone's voice. Her strong wonderfulness. Is great. She reminds me a wonderful artist that has no name. She has beautiful blond hair that flows through out./ She is always smiling and she is the best teacher ever. Her talent is in the arts and she is the master at that. Her smile can make you go.. woow.
by .0.0l.. ovle.aG:f October 03, 2018