Florida Orange

After you but fuck a girl and cum in her ass then, suck it out with a straw.

Ass Fucking then sucken with a straw.

by Landon April 29, 2004

Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.

Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy

by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009

florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

by subtletee September 19, 2019

Florida Honeymoon

When you have sex in the back of a cop car after being arrested.

Bill and Joanne got arrested then did the ol’ Florida honeymoon!

by edwemi56 September 18, 2019

florida sober

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.

I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.

by Darthspock March 8, 2022

Florida Lord

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.

Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..

by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020

florida gay

When a girl is going through a gay faze but she usually has multiple kids most times from a black guy. 1 month is lesbian next month is back with her baby daddy

Leslie is so Florida gay last week she was with Abby now she's back with Tyrone. But then she makes Facebook post saying "girls treat me so much better"

by Gtro April 24, 2018