flake

An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through. Usually cancels last second or doesn't show up at all and doesn't answer your calls or texts.

We were all supposed to go clubbing last night but Jaden flaked

by worguy1748 May 24, 2020

flake news

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

by Danlod May 22, 2017

Shitty ass flake

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.

“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”

by Madssawy January 2, 2021

flake it

When your buggered from a hard day on the shovel! All you want to do is go home and "flake it" on the couch in your jocks

"Whats the plans for tonight swift"?

"Yeah nothing much, on me way home to flake it on the couch and watch some idiot box".

by Soup bones April 1, 2021

Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)

Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.

by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019

flake

1. Someone who is disconnected from reality or doesn't take life seriously; someone who lives in a fantasy world.
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised

Those grown men and women dressed as superheroes at the convention were complete flakes.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.

by Luvdalz68 January 15, 2018

Musty flake

A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.

“You’re literally a musty flake”

Person a: You’re an actual bitch
Person b: Bro, you are an actual Musty Flake.

by RealOG6ix9ine October 18, 2020