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fap and plap

Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.
Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.
by /b/leach_my_eyes May 21, 2021
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Danger Fap

Danger Fap is an intense, but dangerous game. In danger fapping, one must masturbate to about halfway till jizztown. The person must then shout for a mom or dad to come into the room, then beat the cock so you can beat the clock.
Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap

"Mom can you come in here?"

FapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFap!!!

"Never mind Mom, I just wanted to try this sweet thing called danger fapping. Now suck me off"
by Jasdeep December 1, 2005
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Salvation Fap

When you are horny and about to engage in a very sinful and degenerate sexual act so you just have a fap to avoid even worse sins.
After a week of nofap, I was so horny again, I was seriously considering going to Chuck's animal and tranny whorehouse again and let his gorillas run a train on me while assfucking a tranny, so I had to save my soul with a short Salvation Fap.
by le alvin July 30, 2022
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fapped down

To get shot numerous times, in multiple different spots of your body until you are either twitching or can no longer breathe.
Man, you see Johnny get fapped down outside the club? Tragic.
by GOO TOWN March 2, 2022
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Fap Buddie

When you and another male share good porn links and videos that you can now say "me and my fap buddie habe fapped to this".
OMG. CHECK THIS OUT FAP BUDDIE.. It start's a bit slow but really gets hardcore ... LINK HERE
by Boxxy123456 June 13, 2011
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Fap Out

The act of falling asleep due to heavy masturbation
Tim: Why weren't you at the party last night, man?
Chase: Sorry bro, I was watching porn before and I had to fap out
by Aaronbennay November 30, 2011
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tap it or fap it

basically saying come it get some now or you will regret it later and have to please yourself. Usally used by a woman when a man is being to lazy to make love.
woman: come on baby~
man: after this show is done
woman: grr..tap it or fap it
man: alright alright I'm coming
by VioletHedgie February 25, 2009
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