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fap cap

The maximum times a guy can masturbate in a given day.
My fap cap is 5.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Fap Trap

A myriad of sexual positions where a male is trapped in some way, shape, or form on the brink of orgasming. If the male moves anyway, they are almost certainly going cum. So the male is trapped in whatever orifice or crevice he is stuck in until said orifice or crevice decides to leave.
Girl: How's this paizuri feeling?
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.
by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022
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fap off

two begin to fap. one finishes. one continues.
there are two people who disagree about who can out fap the other and so they have a fap off
by The American American November 4, 2013
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Fap Fiesta

1.) A party or gathering consisting of many Spanish descendants, all of which masturbate together in such Spanish culture.

2.) A party or gathering in which people of any race put on Mexican clothing, eat Spanish foods, listen to Spanish music, or simply speak Spanish to eachother, and fap together.

3.) When one man revolutionizes the standard party by showing up and fapping for all to see.
-Gee, that masturbation party sure does look disgusting.
-It's okay, it's a fap fiesta! Totally different concept!!!
by SexyKarlGuy6969 July 27, 2011
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Fap Cave

An area where a perverted child goes to masturbate after hearing a sex tale from another person. Please note, this is not also for children, this also works for perverted adults.
Also, a Fap Cave has also been compared to a Man Cave, but covered in Jizz.
Adult 1: I fucked her so good, turns out, clit licking works best.
Adult 2: Told you.
Child: *runs to fap cave, you fill in the rest*
by RAPEISAYRAPE December 30, 2012
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fap five

The high five two lesbians give each other after both have fapped to porn. Done online.
Girl #1: "GUESS WHAT I DID?"
Girl #2: "I dunno.. BUT I JUST FAPPED."
Girl #1: "ME TOO! -FAP FIVE"
by 217112358 May 18, 2011
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1. (n) A person who is from the Fairfax Virginia Area who is a well educated, spends well, and is highly regarded by their peers
2.(adj) Containing the Qualities of a FAP- the constant starbucks runs, the personalcredit card, thier own car, cell phone etc, never has to pay for anything

could also be bap or jap
Caitlin was considered a FAP because her parents bought her a brand new Mustang Convertible for her birthday-and paid for gas as well.
by Jen Glicoes January 5, 2004
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