alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.
As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.
by zin90 March 14, 2018
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On Facts

Similar to “on everything” used to exemplify you’re telling the truth
Him: “Bro you did not used to date her.”
Me: “On facts, I did!”
by realahhgirl.1739 December 27, 2024
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On facts

Agreeing or emphasizing a statement or feeling of emotion.
Person 1: It’s cold out side.

Person 2: On facts
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Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.
amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing
by YAYMANYAY November 02, 2022
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Amazingly stupid real facts

It is when people make a random r/technallythetruth thing that is so stupid and nobody needed to know that it gets upvotes even though we don't need that information for life like for example "Humans are humans ".
YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF AN Amazingly stupid real facts
by YAYMANYAY January 31, 2022
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cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.
by Captain Conundrum February 08, 2014
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