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I can't even

This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .
Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.
by the pretty one June 19, 2014
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evertonian

Real scousers & real football supporters. Know what its like to sit in their home ground as it isnt taken up by Norwegians etc jumpin on the bandwagon.

the best supporters in the world.
I'm an evertonian, fuck off all the redshite
by ~*~ J ~*~ April 19, 2006
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Even!

Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval
He's totally rocking the porn moustache look

Even!
by Luisa78 June 11, 2006
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Even Steven

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.
"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"
by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008
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Evant, Tx

An isty-bitsy little town that is crawling with illegal mexican immigrants but the gringos there really don't mind, in fact, Mexicans are welcome. Girls sports dominate while the boys are doing 1 of 3 things: Drinking, hunting or doing some sort of farm work. Most of the people speak with typical Texas accents, but quite frequently throw in what they call "border spanish" (spanish slang) into everyday sentences. Even the white people do this. Example: Why don't you go out with Eric? Porque I don't like him y creo que he was picked up by border patrol. Great town if you like Texas hill country, cowboys and Mexicans.
Girl: I want to live somewhere with handsome cowboys
Boy: I want to live somewhere with lots of beautiful latinas.
Random Person: Aw man you need a Evant, Tx
by OtherFunStuff December 6, 2011
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Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even
Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"
by hydragyrum January 10, 2005
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Eventual

Kick-ass, cool, dope, killer, awesome, sweet, ect ect.....
God, that guy's ride is eventual.
by Giggles November 12, 2003
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