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Even

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
mugGet the Evenmug.

get even

To get back at somebody.

To punish someone who did something to you.
She wants to get even with the guy who hit her with the ball.
by MikaMegumi July 13, 2017
mugGet the get evenmug.

even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
mugGet the even according to playersmug.

Even

He be a nice guy. He could also be considered as a sacred bush!
Oh my god there’s the holy Even
by God_of_Bushes November 28, 2021
mugGet the Evenmug.

Boley evening

Continuously gorging upon unhealthy food instead of doing something productive
Mossie : will i have a boley evening or will i go to the gym
by David beardsworth December 1, 2019
mugGet the Boley eveningmug.

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