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flow-eva

When your period lasts longer than you think.
Just when I think my period is going to end, I keep bleeding. Sometimes I feel like its gonna last flow-eva.
by missesxccow December 21, 2014
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Eva

Usually known for how she expels cringe. She tries to put it all on you, so you’re seen to be worse.
Jonathan: “I can’t believe that Eva is so cringe that she tries to shift it to the other person”
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Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
by RandomRooster September 26, 2021
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Eva

Definition noun: A person who loves to draw
- Loves artistic things
- Loves Cheese
- Eats Cheese
- Runs a Cheese factory
- Knows Jim
- Procrastinates
Eva is a cheese nugget
by pseudonymcupcake May 11, 2022
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Eva

a sexy bitch that has dark brown hair and eyes and is 5'8 and hot and funny
-omg have you seen that cute girl??! who is she??
-oh that's EVA of course, she's hot

this is so bad ok bue
by snoringev April 23, 2021
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Eva Harp

Bisexual and hawt ;)
"Wow, that's Eva Harp!? Is she bi!"
"Damnnnnnn she's hawt"
by Evahxrp December 4, 2020
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eva since my brotha died

ur gay 🤭
marta : EVA SINCE MY BROTHA DIED
kids : shes deffo gay
by monkeydoo069 May 14, 2022
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