gaping lotus experience

A bizarre sex move wherein one of the partners stretches the other’s asshole, whilst the other receives insects into their anal cavity.

Damn I, gave that bitch the gaping lotus experience last night.

by AssFucker69420 August 4, 2018

Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"

Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter

by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019

Near death experience

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.

You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!

by KirbyVibe_Check November 5, 2020

ererer!

When you think something/someone is unnecessary, unworthy, funny and/or retarded.

"I will bring 8 championships to South Beach" "ererer!

by MistaHood47 July 18, 2011

esperanza sanchez

You are brutally honest and not afraid to say what's on your mind. You always see the up side of things even if there is none. You're are kind but not very good at being angry at someone for long. You can be the funniest person in a group because you are never afraid to do a stupid stunt. (Extrovert)

Esperanza Sanchez t
here is no sentence to describe you only one word: querky

by Esperanza Sanchez January 19, 2018

wear emperor's new clothes

to wear no clothes; to be naked.

The babies always wear emperor's new clothes.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011

Out of Pocket Experience

When one goes to the grocery store or shopping mall to buy one specific item and end up subconsciously buying many other items.

Jim - Dude I went to the mall today to buy a jacket, and ended up buying a pair of sneakers, two jeans and an iPod!

Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!

by Brecker August 28, 2011