Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)

Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.

by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022

even-triggered

someone who is reserved on the trigger

you'r low on ammo, be even-triggered and pick the most impotent targets.

by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

I dont even fucking know

When you don't even fucking know something

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know

by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025

And even if God can't...

You know what I'm going to say right?

Hym "And even if God can't..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

by :ge: October 4, 2017

don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.

Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.

by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020