An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022
Get the Evenmug. by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017
Get the even-triggeredmug. “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
Get the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”mug. by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025
Get the I dont even fucking knowmug. by Hym Iam July 7, 2025
Get the And even if God can't...mug. by :ge: October 4, 2017
Get the leik i even caremug. by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020
Get the don't even crackmug.