epistaxis

From the latin word epistazein which means to drip on or to bleed at the nose . A medical term used for nosebleed.

Ben adams was rushed in the hospital due to epistaxis.

by pretty_bie October 14, 2009

epic failulitis

An annoying disease that is in need of a cure.

The recession was caused by epic failulitis.

by shazow October 15, 2009

epicitis

a severe condition that requires hospitalization caused by excessive stimulation of the epic glands at parties

Dude! Did you hear that 5 people went to the hospital for epicitis after the Halloween Party at The Montecito?!

by Blade50 November 1, 2009

epitome of the shit of me

Best at being the worst

That kid is the epitome of the shit of me at being on time.

by BINBINBINBINBINBINBINBINBINBIN April 11, 2010

Epomesauce

What you get when you mix Awesomesauce and Epicsauce. Thought to be delicious, but very hard to obtain.

Random Person 1: OMG! I found some awesomesauce!
Random Person 2: And I've got some epicsauce!
Random Person 1: Let's mix it!
Random Person 2: BRILLIANT!! *Mixes them together*
Random Person 1: Epomesauce!! *Drinks it* *Dies*

by Davvrix May 8, 2010

epiccool

An adjective used for describing something that is both epic and cool; you know, like a copy of the Iliad in a refrigerator, our known universe and its temperature, juggling fifteen knives, or a death-defying parkour move.

(1) I can't believe I forgot my copy of the Iliad in the freezer! That's epiccool, literally.

(2) The Hubble 3D IMAX is tot's epiccool.

(3) Kids, I'm about to juggle fifteen knives. Don't try this at home unless you're epiccool.

(4) Did you see that guy who did a triple backflip after running up that wall? Epiccool.

by xenorm January 6, 2011

epbrodemic

An epbrodemic is an overwhelming presence of bros in a concentrated area. Originally thought to be an infectious strain of Lacrossis, the epbrodemic virus has spread accross the nation's campuses like the plague. Passed along from male to male through a process known as "icing," the virus causes several symptoms in the infected:
-wearing of wide, flat brimmed baseball caps from teams they don't really give a shit about
-absorbing large amounts of liquid protein after aggresively lifting a barbell, twice.
-Lack of sleeves.
-Getting drunk off of shitty beer.
-Hitting on "bitches."
-General douche-ness.

"All of the hipsters were wiped out in the epbrodemic"

"I cannot refill my solo cup at the keg due to the line caused by the epbrodemic"

by Burnt2toast September 22, 2011