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Eat for free

To eat for free is to go down on a girl, then receive nothing back in return.
i heard coulberg ate his girls box last night but she made him Eat for free.
by Phildaddymcdanks March 6, 2017
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Aggressive Eating

Eating for the sole purpose of not letting others gain access to any food.

This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
by Praker May 13, 2017
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Soap eating

When the song soap by Melanie Martinez plays so you eat soap.
DoNt EaT sOaP- crankthatfrank on soap eating
by Ezratheshookmo May 15, 2018
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Eat the Molé

When you eat the ass of a Mexican or person from Latin descent. Reminiscent of the Mexican dish mole which consists of chicken smothered in a chocolate-like gravy.
Bro 1: I can't believe you're hooking up with Brenda

Bro 2: Yeah man, she's a freak and makes me eat the molé.

Bro 1: What the hell is that?

Bro 2: When you eat the booty but since she's Mexican, it's like eating molé

Bro 1: Isn't she super religious?

Bro 2: Yeah man, the religious ones are freaks. Guess you can call it Holy Molé.
by TacosaurusRex April 26, 2017
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eat the salami

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes
by mothers penis April 1, 2020
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zombie-eat

the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.
slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating
by waffle-iron May 5, 2011
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eat their shit

A person or group of people is said to eat their shit if they abandon all reason when forming a positive opinion.

Phrases using this construction are generally immediately followed by a conjunction and another clause describing the unreasonable or irrational action that is being performed by the subject.

From a logical viewpoint, people who eat their shit seem completely ridiculous. However, upon scientific inspection, it is revealed that eating one's shit is a social phenomenon closely related to, and indeed perhaps the same as, the bandwagon effect, which is well-documented in the field of psychology.
"It's one of those fuckin' animated movies that everybody goes and sees and fuckin' eats their shit and loves."

"Everyone eats their shit and wants an iPhone."

"Those kids eat their shit and spend all their time playing Smash Brothers."
by Pimp Triscuit December 14, 2009
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