A Dream Piss is where you need a piss during sleep, so much so that its incorporated in a dream.
The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!
by TommyHaych April 27, 2006
Get the dream pissmug. What a crock of bullshit! Basically it is either;
1) A clever lie designed by the rich to trick the poor into (a) working longer hours for less pay, and to (b) purchase a shitload of useless material goods and services, both of which help give the rich more wealth while further impoverishing the poor.
or
2) Taking over other nations by force, stealing their resources, and installing puppet governments that control the flow of resources to America while destroying the cultures and infrastructure of said conquered nations.
1) A clever lie designed by the rich to trick the poor into (a) working longer hours for less pay, and to (b) purchase a shitload of useless material goods and services, both of which help give the rich more wealth while further impoverishing the poor.
or
2) Taking over other nations by force, stealing their resources, and installing puppet governments that control the flow of resources to America while destroying the cultures and infrastructure of said conquered nations.
The American Dream is to work 60 hours a week for minimum wage, spiral downwards into debt as a result of being stupid enough to get credit cards and to spend what little money you have on shiny, expensive products that are useless in value and function.
by sarcastic April 2, 2004
Get the American Dreammug. An unexpected, no-strings-attached, ethereal sexual experience, sometimes with a stripper, never to be spoken of again.
by -Electra- May 26, 2009
Get the dream bubblemug. by Cmsls November 18, 2018
Get the barbie dreamsmug. by kabongollei October 30, 2016
Get the Eli Dreammug. Vivid dreaming is a state in your sleep where you are aware that you are dreaming but you are not able to control your dream.
by A Lebanese Mothafucka April 26, 2021
Get the vivid dreammug. The enigmatic region made of space-time that is constantly 20 feet above one's head. It is proven that people live in the dream sphere, as they often come visit our world. Though they appear three-dimensional to us people in the dream sphere are made of four-dimensions, and will often have a hard time grasping space and time, and will also have weird names like "Cameo England" or "Arlo." It is thought that the people in the dream sphere were once people like you and I that ascending into this higher plane of existence, and it is also prophecized that Mirror World has its own, slightly less convenient version of the dream sphere. There are five known ways to gain entry into the dream sphere.
1 - Pick yourself up: this is the most common method used by dream sphere people. Unfortunately normal people cannot do this easily.
2 - Crawl completely inside your pants: this method is slightly harder, but has been tested, and with only one foot on the ground, our test subject smelled a whiff of something dream-like.
3 – Grow into a tree: graft yourself to a tree, and when you are completely encompassed in bark you will find yourself at the gates of the dream sphere.
4 – Have the gatekeeper say his name backward: the gatekeeper to the dream sphere lives on Earth amongst us, however one must be warned that if humans try to access the secret portal opened by this incantation, the earth will suffer devastating disasters. This is what happened to the dinosaurs.
5 – Go into a coma: it is thought that sleeping takes one to the outskirts of the dream sphere, so it is logical to conclude that a very deep sleep would help one travel to the dream sphere.
Contact with the dream sphere through Floton meditation is still being researched, but with promising extrapolations.
1 - Pick yourself up: this is the most common method used by dream sphere people. Unfortunately normal people cannot do this easily.
2 - Crawl completely inside your pants: this method is slightly harder, but has been tested, and with only one foot on the ground, our test subject smelled a whiff of something dream-like.
3 – Grow into a tree: graft yourself to a tree, and when you are completely encompassed in bark you will find yourself at the gates of the dream sphere.
4 – Have the gatekeeper say his name backward: the gatekeeper to the dream sphere lives on Earth amongst us, however one must be warned that if humans try to access the secret portal opened by this incantation, the earth will suffer devastating disasters. This is what happened to the dinosaurs.
5 – Go into a coma: it is thought that sleeping takes one to the outskirts of the dream sphere, so it is logical to conclude that a very deep sleep would help one travel to the dream sphere.
Contact with the dream sphere through Floton meditation is still being researched, but with promising extrapolations.
by Rage of Kage May 7, 2008
Get the Dream Spheremug.