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muff diving

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.
by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006
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beaver diving

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night
by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004
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Deviant Art / DeviantArt

A place for a bunch of assholes, who claim anything is their work when it's really not, then they all gang up against you and go to court, then you have to pay a fucking fine of 500 bucks, also a place where cool emo and scene kids hang out, (emo & scene kids are really nice once you get to know them, but the emo kids are nicer then the scene kids), other then the emos and scenes, there are a whole bunch of losers, and are in love with Anime porn, and Gaia.
Normal Person: (Posts a picture of a base that she or he has worked very hard on.)
Loser With No Life: "Hey, bitch that's my base, i'm the one who made it FIRST, and I shall be the only one who makes great bases!! D<"
Normal Person: um.. link me to ur base plz.
Loser With No Life: Link
Normal Person: WTF CANT U SEE THE DIFFERENCES?!?!!?
ANOTHER Loser With No Life: They are the same, just give ____ the credit they deserve!
Normal Person: but thats mine i didnt take it i worked my fucking ass off for the picture/base!!
Loser With No Life: THATS IT THIS CALLS FOR WAR, IM BRINGING THIS TO COURT.
ANOTHER Loser With No Life: u go girl
Normal Person: UMM, WTF.
(Normal Person gets sued in cart for $500.)
Example - Deviant Art / DeviantArt
by Normal Person -_- April 25, 2011
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Muff diving

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!
by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003
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Scuba Diving

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!!
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
by layout420 December 13, 2006
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Dumpster diving

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.

This is also a great insult.
Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving

You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!
by Brian H December 28, 2005
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Diving

The act of "Urban" exploration.
Diving into hidden area's is the most fun, preformed by children and teenagers, generally punks
GOD DAMN DIVERS ALWAYS SNEAKING AROUND ON THE MALL ROOF, Diving AT LAKESIDE!
by KRZKRZKRZ April 15, 2009
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