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disasternoon

It is when ones latter half of the day is going poorly. Combination of disastrous and afternoon.
J "How is your day going?"
K "Not too bad, bit of a rough post lunch period"
3rd person "Sounds like a real disasternoon
by Judaking3 November 1, 2022
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Disasterpiece

A movie that is so entertainingly bad that you can't help finding it hilarious.
Superhero Movie is a flawless disasterpiece.
by O' Chungus December 19, 2022
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Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”
by anonymous February 10, 2023
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Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023
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disasterbation

making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually
the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure
by oso good April 29, 2023
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disasteronaut

This is a person, not unlike an astronaut, who will go to great distances in order to explore how to create disasters far from their home instead of learning how to make the universe a better place.
Benny: "Hey Dionte! What the fuck were you doin' over in that hood? You were starting shit with the Gomez twins!"
Dionte: "They posted some trash about me. It took me two subway transfers and a bus to get there. They're scared!"
Benny: "You fuckin' disasteronaut! They ain't scared. They're gonna lit up our block. You're on your own!"
by von groovy August 15, 2024
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Disaster Stream

A term popularized in the Twitch community, usually surrounding Lolcows such as Wingsofredemption or DarksydePhil.

As the name implies, a disaster stream is a Twitch (Or Youtube) stream that is disastrous for the streamer. Often damaging their reputation or making them into laughingstock. Commonly disaster streams are caused by trolls pestering the streamer until they break down. The streamer will then either rage, break down crying, destroy gaming equipment.

Though sometimes Disaster Streams can occur without any involvement from trolls, such as when DarksydePhil accidentally left his webcam on when masturbating.
Did you see that crybaby rage on stream last night? He broke down crying and started throwing his controllers. It was a total Disaster Stream.
by PokemonScammer645 October 30, 2023
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