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Urban Dictionary

A place where sexists (mostly feminists), racists, sex-obsessed teenagers, people who can't spell, ignorance, and stereotypes come together and shitpost about things they don't like. This website is even less reliable than Wikipedia's page on men's rights activism after the recent feminist'edit-a-thon'.
Person: I looked on Urban Dictionary today, and I was trying to find a word, but all I saw was silly sex-related terms and ads.
Person 2: Yeah, that place is a shithole and should be wiped and started again with stricter moderators.
by mitch01XD September 7, 2015
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A website with potential but turns out to be useless because if you ever search for a slang term which is also a name, all you get is a load of dumb kids talking about themselves or their shallow relationships.

So just so you guys know...

Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.

Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.
Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.
by EneMalicious November 4, 2011
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A website that has managed to write books, act like an efficient business, and has more definitions than any other dictionary.
Yet because anyone can write the definition of a word thet are either:
·Opinions arguing with other opinions who have somehow become #1 definitions.
·Funny trolling that somehow became #1.
Either way if you're looking for laughs come here.
I recommend looking all over the web for a definitions to look everywhere to get it confirmed.
by ThisIsARandomName July 5, 2015
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A very weird source that just lets people write definitions. This means you PROBABLY shouldn't use this unironically.
Teacher: Hey {you}, where did you get this definition from? It's completely wrong.
You: I got it from the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Oh, that makes sense. You got an F on the literature test.
by aubsie November 17, 2020
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A place where you can post your opinion and have it published as a definition. Often times these opinions can be very disagreeable, rude, and outright wrong. Only useful for finding out dirty terms or slang words you don't know.
The only time I've used urban dictionary was to find out what spooning meant.
by Potatoe Joe July 27, 2015
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You look this website up when youre bored in class, and even I made this post while being in my German class!! Keep searching !! Have a boring day in school!!

Good luck...
Shit, I'm bored man... Let's search on Urban Dictionary!!

Dude 2: YEah, man....
by Apple cookie master November 18, 2019
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The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
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