Danish Liberation Movement

The Danish Liberation Movement (DLM) is an environmental group dedicated to recycling human waste into heating fuel, such as coal or natural gas. They currently have two products, "Dem Shaester broek" (the shit brick) and "Dem Woester Wounde" (the great wind), both used by the majority of Danish citizens. It is a great honor to give a ton of Shaester Broek to your family; it recognizes their commitment to the environment, as well as your financial investment to their wellbeing

Hans: Lara, what is that sound?
Lara: Papa, it's the Danish Liberation Movement with your Shaester Broek!
Hans: Lara! A ton of shit from Christmas! Could there be a better gift?
Lara: Truely shit is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hans: I'll drink to that!

by Pitt the Younger January 1, 2008

danashia

A girl who dates a boy name Jamauri she fine asf and she will drag a nigga down the hall way and she will blood a nigga up and she got braces.

Danashia is a cool person.

by Danashia is fine asf February 5, 2018

danish kiss

Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.

You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.

by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

Danester

Is a word to describ a bad-ass mutha fucka a BAMF.

Dude Dane is a DANESTER a pimp daddy.

by r2d2345 April 16, 2007

Danish Stroke

Hqving a stroke,and dying from, to which the mortician makes the body look like a danish muffin.

Is occasionally eaten.

Damn! He that was a sad, tasty danish stroke.

by Chromosome24 January 23, 2011

Danish Coupon

Probably the most fantastic thing on the face of the earth. It is so fantastic that you can't even explain what it is to a person that isn't awesome enough to know what it is.

That's a danish coupon

by Danish Coupon February 28, 2009

Danish Cherry

When a man has a woman give him a blowjob and he ejaculates onto a womans face, and then punches her so she bleeds. The cum and blood combine to look like a goey strawberry substance like a cherry danish.

So how did your sister like that Danish Cherry?

by Kpkillar January 5, 2009