Sniffing Duck

When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up

Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!

by idkwutmynameis April 25, 2011

Duck you

When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck

"Duck you autocorrect"

by Hobi's bitch August 26, 2020

fudge duck

The filling in or replacing of swear words with nonsensical phrases

That's a lot of fudge ducking pizza you got there

by MM.Haybails October 6, 2015

Duck Division

the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.

They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!

A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?

B: yeah

A:guess who submitted it

B: the duck division

A: yeah

by andale524 August 27, 2009

Cat Duck

Cat Duck gives not a fck.
Coded comical term indicating lack of interest.

An ex-wife approaches you for more child support money.
You would reply "Cat Duck".

by SankDawg June 27, 2009

shootin ducks

when ur pants are 2 short (showing above ur ankles)

ur grandpa's shootin ducks

by Jalana February 15, 2006

sinus duck

when your sinuses rupture after ingesting something highly acidic, like orange juice or lemonade.

a: oh damn, i’m a total sinus duck right now
b: no one cares dina.

by ray22 September 25, 2012