douchebag triangle 

A chin beard, usually short and well-groomed, that is purposely shaved into the shape of a triangle pointing towards one's lower lip, with no other hair on the person's face (mustache, sideburns, etc.) The name comes from the fact that a person who has it is usually a douchebag.

Person 1: Wow, that fucker just flipped me off! Is 50 in a 40 zone not fast enough for him?
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.

douchebag triangle by Milky Cannon January 24, 2011

douchebag pushups

Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.

That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.

douchebag pushups by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014

Douchebag Derreck

The friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce him and apologize about afterwards. The worst part is what that dude says is TRUE!!

Ed: Man, I can't believe you brought that guy over here yesterday. He tore me up for displaying the commemorative Obama Plate collection momma bought my for my birthday!

Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!

Douchebag Derreck by DBD1983 August 14, 2014

Douchebag Ponytail 

An asshole who thinks he's enlightened. When in reality he's a high school drop out who is 34 living with his mother in the Poconos doing yoga in her living room.

Did you see Jared's douchebag ponytail?

Douchebag Ponytail by Adorable Girlfriend August 1, 2010

Douchebag Soufflé 

1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.

2) The absolute worst Douchebag.

3) Fucker or Mother Fucker

George W. Bush is absolutely a Douchebag Soufflé.

Douchebag Soufflé by Bubblz the Clown April 2, 2009

Douchebag Neck 

A form of a t-shirt neck derived from a v-neck. The difference is a douchebag neck shirt cuts very low, usually to show off man cleavage

Tim used to wear crew necks, then he started working out and wore v-necks... now he just wears douchebag necks.

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Douchebag Neck by Brock A January 22, 2009

Douchebag King 

A douchebag king can only be appointed by a group(3 or more people) who know the said douchebag king longer than one evening. One douchebaggy act cannot nominate one to be a douchebag king, only a lifetime of douchebaggery can elevate one to this status.

My old garage cabinet boss went around telling people he was sleeping with my girlfriend for six months when he hadn't, so I told his wife, who took his kids, his house, and all his savings, thereby elevating him to the rank of douchebag king to oversee all of california.

Douchebag King by ACustomGarage September 23, 2009