diddley fuck

To do absolutely nothing of importance for a period of time.

"What have you been up to?"
"Who me? I've been up to sweet diddley fuck"

by Rex Breakfast April 25, 2016

diddlehole

The hole in the crotch of one's pajamas or other type of lounging pants that allows said person to diddle themselves without removing them.

Susan discovered a hole in the crotch of her pants and realized she could use it as a diddlehole.

by twin88 March 11, 2023

dong-diddler

A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.

(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.

(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.

by your face is douchey November 9, 2013

Ginger Diddles

The name of a person that excessively Diddles little children that have to have ginger hair and obnoxious Freckles ie. (Colin Diddled Zak)

Ginger Diddles Diddled some Gingers

by Thecizzmaster January 17, 2015

The Diddler

Diddle Kid’s arch nemesis

Dan: “the town is being held captive by the Riddler

The Diddler: No it’s not, it’s me, the diddler!

by Mememan64 October 28, 2020

Child Diddler

Child rapist/molester

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy

by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 8, 2022

Ass Over Diddleberry

A saying, possibly from Georgia or nowhere, that expresses being completely blown off your feet, thus making your ass go over your diddleberry. Or whatever you imagine a diddleberry to be.

Person A: That Target Pizza made me go ass over diddleberry!
Person B: What? Diddle-what? That's not even a thing.
Person A: Yes it is! Everyone I know knows what it means.
Person B: I just Googled it and there's zero results.
Person A: *laughs maniacally*

by TheCatKingAndI September 26, 2022