A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
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