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Danger Can 

A drinking game requiring brass bollocks.

Players stand in a circle, and a (closed) can of lager or cider is introduced.
The first player holds the can in their drinking hand, and (with the rest of the group) chants "Dan-Ger Can, Dan-Ger Can, Dan-Ger Can".Each syllable is accompanied with a vigorous shake of said can.
The shaker then must hit the side of can against his forehead, using only his one hand, and with no shoulder movement. If the can remains intact, it is passed to the next player. And so on.

The game ends when the can is sufficiently split as to render further play impossible. The splitter must (if possible) consume the contents of the can.

Variants: Limited only by your imagination and willingness to live
"Who wants to play danger can?"
"Not on a minibus - open spaces only!"
"Danger bus, danger bus!"
Danger Can by Jimzilla July 20, 2008
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Danger Kitty  

1)A Naughty Hottie with a Smokin' Body!
2)The "Girl Next Door" type.
3)Typically in her mid 30's or older.
4)Often mistaken for the MILF or Cougar. ...Similar, but Nicer & without the "I know I'm hot" attitude.
5)A 40 something woman who dresses like a 20 something woman because she has the body to pull it off.
Hey! Check out the Danger Kitty !
She looks like Chrissy Snow (Suzzane Somers) from Three's Company! She's probably as old as your Mom, but THAT Danger Kitty looks like she could fuck me like a Porn Star!
Danger Kitty by 4 Ever Sexy February 26, 2009

mechanical digger 

Cockney rhyming slang for nigger.
"Jesus look at the size of that mechanical digger"
mechanical digger by TallAndy January 2, 2008

baby digger

A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.
She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.
baby digger by Big Steve April 3, 2008

Goal Digger 

A person who wants the finer things in life, but is happy to work hard and set goals in order to get there.
I am going to become a goal digger and pass all my classes this semester.
Goal Digger by Charmaine Hayden October 31, 2016

Danger Kitty Fashion 

1)The clothes worn by a BOLD, SEXY, FUN, DARING woman who likes to flaunt her sexy body, without looking trashy.
2)Super Sexy, often revealing, yet tasteful clothes.

Oh man! You can totally see that bitches titties slipping out of that top on the dance floor! Now that's Danger Kitty Fashions if I ever saw it!

The Most Dangerous Game 

Long ass story you might have to read in English. Bout some russian dude trying to own the main dude but fails horribly at the end.
The Most Dangerous Game.
Where Commies never win.