The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.
Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!
by Exoz September 20, 2013

by Imatree59 February 7, 2017

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.
"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."
"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."
"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."
by mr excellent November 20, 2017

by ScubaGrotto_Chi December 21, 2016

by BabeLolbae August 22, 2019

When a man cums in a girls ass and she farts it back into the mans hand to which he slaps her in the face with the "cupcake".
"Keith, that coconut cupcake you gave me last night was out of this world."
"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."
"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."
by keithO2013 March 29, 2013

by :c boi June 26, 2018
