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Vagina Clinger

A hot spanish woman that loves tatooed penis. Tends to become attached but is open to new experiences. V clinger is a common problem amoung women that love sexual experiences.
by ms.nomore August 21, 2009
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clingfilm

1..a clingy person who you dont like nd who annoys you when she links arms with you nd is a lesbo grrrrrr... or just someone you make up a song about, for instance;

sometimes it feel like i'm the cake and ur the clingfilm...

and no matter how many times u sing it by her she just doesnt get it. and then the next day she sends u a note sayin 'i hate you ur evil' then says im sorry i ddnt mean it, iv got a few loose screws in my nogin' (OMG who says tht?!) so u say 'yeh uv got a few of them' n block her but she keeps tryin 2 be ur 'frend' even tho uv caught her a hundred times bitchin about u! so whats the point tryin 2 be frends if u dont like each other?!?!
charlie*: urgh she wont leave me alone, she knows a dont like her and i know she doesnt like me!

randomer: shes just another piece of clingfilm. its like shes there 2 stick 2 u.
by sexiest ever July 25, 2008
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clinchpoop

A tight ass ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Man that dude is such a clinchpoop.
by STONER DUDE August 15, 2006
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Clinch

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.
Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag
by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009
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Celin

handsome;An evil king at El Salvador;very funny
by BerryFunny5425 February 1, 2009
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The Clingon

The clingon, or in select native tongues The Star Trek is a sexual intercourse move where you form the clingon symbol with your hand which means live long and prosper, you insert two fingers in the vagina and two in the anus, with the thumb left over too massage the clit.

This move was created in the early days of a straight mans life, where he saught vagina and looked at intercourse in a different way than most, an intercourse where fingers can get stinky and pooie. Where there was no fear of anus tearing. Where the black man will not be discrimated against. Where a person can be clingoned, if there coloured or not.. "Black people cannot and will not become integrated into American society on any terms but those of self-determination and autonomy." - Gerda Lerner
see back for details, the clingon
by capt b-sauce August 4, 2009
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big belly cling

Some clinger who lays in the bed and rubs his big, hairy, belly - and tells you how much he loves his big hairy belly and then pokes his finger around in his belly button and then sticks his finger in his mouth.
Dare: What are you doing?
Clint: ohh just pulling a "big belly clinger"
Dare: What's a big belly clinger?
Clint: You know, just sittin here, rubbin' my big belly and thinkin of how much i love it. Look at this *pokes finger in belly button - sticks finger in mouth* MM MM GOOD!
Dare: Gross!
Clint: Wanna order a pizza?
by girlygirl24/7 May 17, 2006
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