A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears
by Matthew Kenyon May 27, 2011
A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.
Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
by jsd9632 December 31, 2012
Fake cry for help when help is not needed.
Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.
Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.
by Readmeagain May 13, 2022
Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.
by bravodarling December 14, 2011
when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.
Sam&will bby
Sam&will bby
by Will lloyd April 14, 2021
When you are moping to anyone who will listen to you; hungry for sympathy, having a self-indulgent pity party.
by BonnieParker November 15, 2017
cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends
by sakattack1 February 10, 2011