Cry Baby

A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears

Yo, Jiminy, I proper did the Cry Baby with your sister last night!!

by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011

crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

screaming crying

the action of screaming whilist crying.

“I’m screaming crying!!”
“Why?”

by FARTINGLOUD March 31, 2022

cry masty

crying while masturbating. tears make the best lubracant

cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends

by sakattack1 February 27, 2011

wine cry

Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.

Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.

I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.

by bravodarling December 16, 2011

cry moment

a moment that you about to see thats about to make you cry so much male and female

this was a cry moment and my first time crying.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022