Cry Baby

A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears

Yo, Jiminy, I proper did the Cry Baby with your sister last night!!

by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011

crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.

1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"

by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010

Puss-cry

A whiny cowardly individual.

(sobbing) "Branden, stop hitting me!"

"Shut your mouth and take it, you little Puss-cry!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

d-crying

the act of crying when you miss the dick or are in need of the dick but dont have anyone

Shelby was d-crying because she missed Micheal's dick.

by garbear420nips June 4, 2015

crying conference

When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.

Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.

by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019

crying around

When you are moping to anyone who will listen to you; hungry for sympathy, having a self-indulgent pity party.

Brendon keeps crying around about his bitch.

by BonnieParker November 15, 2017