Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube
Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties
by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021
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crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards
After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug
by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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Crusty Swooper

Wrestling term used in situations pertaining to an individual who works so hard his clothes are just crusty from sweat, The individual swoops up on the mat similar to dan gable scoring lots of singles, can be used inversly with thug nasty villain.
That David Hill from SME, is a Crusty Swooper if I've ever seen one.

Dayum look at that thug nasty villain out there
by thug nasty swoop November 20, 2010
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crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.
Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.
by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019
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lookin crusty

damn bro you got the new jordans? you be lookin crusty as fuck.

holy fuck that gucci jacket lookin crusty, where you get it.
by Bigtytinkus November 02, 2021
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Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."
by March 27, 2015
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