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mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.
Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.
by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018
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Crusting

The act of placing pizza crust between one’s toes.
We were enjoying pizza in bed, and then he started crusting me.
by tlvm July 31, 2022
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Upper Crust

A phrase referring to those in high society, often the rich and or government officials.
"Damn those greedy upper crusts!"
"Time to show those upper crusts who's boss!"
by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021
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stuffing the crust

The act of intercourse with unclean genetils
Stuffing the crust- Boy " I stuffed my girlfriends crust so hard last night, it was super cheesy!"
by Owens97 August 9, 2015
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Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.
My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
mugGet the Crustmug.

The Crust

"I will stuff you all in the crust!"
by LunarDev February 23, 2025
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Crust power

A powerful term only god like creatures can use with the power of crust
DONT MAKE ME END YOU WITH MY CRUST POWERS
by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022
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