When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.
by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020
Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.
Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!
Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
Wrestling term used in situations pertaining to an individual who works so hard his clothes are just crusty from sweat, The individual swoops up on the mat similar to dan gable scoring lots of singles, can be used inversly with thug nasty villain.
That David Hill from SME, is a Crusty Swooper if I've ever seen one.
Dayum look at that thug nasty villain out there
Dayum look at that thug nasty villain out there
by thug nasty swoop November 20, 2010
When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.
Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.
by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019
damn bro you got the new jordans? you be lookin crusty as fuck.
holy fuck that gucci jacket lookin crusty, where you get it.
holy fuck that gucci jacket lookin crusty, where you get it.
by Bigtytinkus November 02, 2021
When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
by McCalzone September 04, 2020