Battle Cruiser

A (usually Japanese) sports car/sedan that has lots of power and goes fast in a straight line, but is too heavy or awkward in the handling department to be useful at cornering.

A battle cruiser can also be any vehicle tuned up with massive amounts of power, but no other modifications to improve handling.

They cruise around and look to line up at stoplights and smoke other cars in a short drag race, but other than that they stay away from competition.

That Supra is a battle cruiser; it can run 10's at the strip, but start hitting some turns and my Skyline will wreck it.

You should get rid of that Prelude, its a front wheel drive battle cruiser, aka useless.

by dbhsgsdf May 26, 2008

Carpet Cruiser

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010

Boozen Cruisen

-One hand on the wheel, the other boozen
-Slag term used for Drunk driving

how we getting to the bar? we're all drunk!" "A little bit of Boozen cruisen playa

by NickDaQuick June 25, 2010

Tom cruiser

its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.

dude, my stick is so sticky today after my girlfriend did a tom cruiser last night

by fratbro69 October 31, 2011

poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

mrs crivello

a bitch ass teacher

oh your such a mrs crivello

by cassie brown June 14, 2017

v8 cruiser

V8 landcruiser. Commonly known as a 76 - 79 series landcruiser. The v8 cruiser is an unstoppable force that no other 4x4 can out do. Also known as the real mans 4x4 and work truck used in the mines, by emergency services australia wide an just about everyone in northern QLD and the NT

Old mates v8 cruiser destroyed that track. Thats is a real mans car

by Man from the downunder January 15, 2018