caged

caged means for a guy to have his schlong locked up in a device used to prevent him from getting a boner.

I was caged for three days, but I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet -- I must have had a a cumgasm without being hard!

by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021

Chastity Cage

A device a homosexual submissive bottom puts his cock in to render him a true real-life bitch that doesn’t get hard or is able to use his cock at all. It’s the perfect tool to become a pussyboy. If worn long enough the cock will shrink into a little useless clit.

A true pussyboy must always wear a chastity cage--or he’s not a pussyboy.

by Boooom August 24, 2022

caged heat

Women, or men, whose confinement makes them sexually attractive in a way they might otherwise be.

Heidi Fleiss was a hottie in prison, she was pure caged heat.

by nick_s October 6, 2005

Chagel

A cheddar cheese bagel

I went to the grocery store and bought a chagel.

by Kakalaksmalls January 18, 2015

whoop cage

a cage where alotta woopin' takes place

If you don't quit bothering me I'm gonna put you in the whoop cage.

by Noah Britton July 28, 2006

Steel Caged genitals disease

A disease found in many human beings consisting of males and females. This happens when a person is trying to get the opposite sex "on to them" but is not able to do this due to the imaginary steel cage around him/her. It is very frustrating to get around this disease and cna piss the hell out of someone.

Juan: Hey man, that girl malane is damn hot, i like her.

Pedro- Bro,she has Steel Caged genitals disease, theres no way you could get her. I tried already its annoying as hell. Hey, you dont believe me. Just ask me. Or try to open up that cage for the rest of us.

by Mo Fugger July 26, 2007

Line the budgie cage

To line the budgie cage is to knock one out in a surreptitious manner

'Where's that copy of FHM?'

'I believe Adam has taken it home to line the budgie cage'

by Toby Jug December 15, 2008