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cough

Ay brother, yo shawty was giving me some crazy cough last night on king David.
by Hahahajejedn July 15, 2025
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Fein cough

A heavy cough with lots of weird tasting phlegm after vaping for a while.
ever since i started vaping, I’ve had super bad fein coughs
by bababsjjibby April 26, 2024
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Cough pee

If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.
Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .
by jillbabe August 23, 2016
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Cough Trough

The place you go (typically a toilet) after taking a huge toke or dab to keel over and cough/hack/throw up as your brain gets bombarded with THC
bro 1: "Damn, Jake just took a gram dab. He's in the cough trough right now."
bro 2: "He's gonna come out here higher than a motherfucker."
by ryebredd May 19, 2018
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sexual cough

when someone is very passionate about something and someone is mocking them for being passionate
by rip hat December 31, 2019
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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023
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Cough

“Cough”, also known as “Daniel Coughlin” or “Crackman” - a young lad from Billericay who likes do endludge in crack cocaine of an evening.
Crack man coughs on a mental one tonight
by Dankof123 November 22, 2021
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