Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.

by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."

by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016

Comcasted

To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.

I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.

by mrobz September 9, 2016

cosmetic measures

A term used to describe short term solutions for long term problems to gain popularity or people's attention.

Millions of rupees spent as cosmetic measures in schools rather than fixing the curriculum and hiring qualified teachers.

by ordinary_guy August 28, 2016

Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 July 8, 2016

COMC

Commented on my comment.

My mom COMC and said I should wash my mouth out with soap.

by digiwigi August 10, 2016

Cosmicalliber

1.) When you've had a joint (or anything) so good it's of "cosmicalliber"

2.)Anything Mind Blowing

3.)An eccentric and strange word press blogger

Person A: "Man that joint was so out of this world it was of a cosmicalliber
Person B: "Yeah man it was so trippy I was practically seeing stars"

by FinanciallyInsecure August 14, 2016