Corpse-man

This should mean a "dead man", but it is how the 44th President aka the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces (Obama) pronounces "Corpsman". This pronunciation shows his ignorance of the military and his disregard of the importance of a "Corpsman", which is basically a navy paramedic.

Did the President just say Corpse-man?!

by JonJay December 1, 2013

Corporate science

See bullshit. It's made-up nonsense, concocted by so-called "scientists", and "experts", whose job is to make excuses, and make justifications, for the environmental disasters caused by industry.

According to corporate science, global warming is just an invention of the liberal media!

by Omega Death June 27, 2005

corpse bride

Tim Burton's most recent (Sept. 2005) film, in which he employs stop-motion, one of the most arduous processes in film-making. The plot is based on a Jweish-Russian folktale in which betrothed man jokingly recites his wedding vows and places the ring on a stick-life form, which happens to be a dead woman's finger, thus she comes back to life and claims that they are lawfully wedded. Wow I sound so pro... Anyway it's a great film by a mesmerizing genius with fantastic music by Danny Elfman. The characters and their portrayals are wondeful, as well as the storyline. Go see it! It's Tim Burton's!

Patti: I wanna see Corpse Bride! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Alex: Fine, we will, baby...

by Alana* September 28, 2005

corpsify

To kill; to frag. Used when you are playing video games.

I corpsified 100 guys in Unreal last night!
Liar.

by no one September 1, 2004

corpatron

A person who has let the insipid, back biting, sound-bite 'think outside of the box' mentality of today’s corporate culture, suck them into a Matrix-like existence where they will do anything asked of them to get an 'acceptable' rating at their next job review.

This word is TOTALLY new, a point I'm eager to announce, which I guess makes me a CORPATRON.

....Jane stayed back three nights every week for the last 4 months without overtime and the Boss asked here to arrange the delivery of his new foreign car, which just happens to cost the same as the pension deficit that the company recently announced. After all this, Jane was awarded with 'Employee of the Day' and is 'just happy to do her job', what a Corpatron.....

by sixman9 May 10, 2006

corporate jujitsu

When a company uses the tactics of its critics or competitors against them, in order to neutralize these opponents or to promote its own products or brand.

AT&T might shy away from a Friends & Family lookalike anyway. Why? Because it holds 62% of the residential market, and those customers are calling other AT&T customers about 62% of the time. Discounting those calls would mean a huge revenue hit. MCI, with its smaller residential share, can discount calls to other MCI customers without suffering such a big penalty. "This is what we call corporate jujitsu," says MCI's Price. "You look for your opponent's weakness and home in on it." Friends & Family may be earning MCI a black belt in marketing. -- Business Week, 1992.03.23.

by jaysonfire July 1, 2009

Corpse Reviver 2

A really disgusting tasting cocktail that is strong enough to revive a corpse.

3/4 ounce gin.
3/4 ounce Cointreau.
3/4 ounce Lillet blanc.
3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice.
2 dashes absinthe

Person 1: Ugh, I just wanna forget everything.
Person 2: One Corpse Reviver 2 coming right up, broski...

by Lietuviu Kurvis February 4, 2010