cooter plow

(noun) a Southern (US) medical slang term for the gynecological tool properly known as a speculum

Earl: Hey, doc? whut tha heyull kinda clamp is this?
Doc: Put thet down, Earl - ets a cooter plow
Lula Mae: Well, Doc, I sure hope you warmed up thet cooter plow this time.

by kingprout January 18, 2007

cooter

(noun) slang for female genetalia
May have originated from a plough coulter which is a blade on a plough that helps to cut the furrows neater. The raised rows mimicking the vulva and the deep furrow mimicking the slit/opening.

My cooter has been itchy today.

by shirekeeper February 6, 2017

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

drunk as Cooter Brown

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

by freemason November 10, 2007

cooterville

A redneck domicile or place of residence. Commonly referring to a mobile home or cheap run-down apartment.

When I rounded the corner and spotted the rusty red pickup, I knew I had arrived in Cooterville.

by G Clancy December 14, 2005

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009

Coatesville, Pa

Coatesville is a small city located approximately 1 hour in the western suburbs of Philadelphia. Coatesville is the only city in Chester County and is widely known for it's cultural diversity. Coatesville has a bad reputation within Chester County but this is mainly due to Racism and Ignorance. While most people think of Coatesville as the 10 blocks within the city, in fact Coatesville encompasses numerous outside townships. If you are a resident of Coatesville, you could possibly live on a farm, in the city or in a suburban neignborhood. Coatesville schools not only provide quality educational experiences but also offer a priceless cultural education. People who are graduates and/or former residents of Coatesville will speak of how living in Coatesville has shaped who they are today and has made them better, more socially aware members of society.

We are going to Coatesville, Pa to watch the Christmas parade.

by sick-of-ignorance-mom March 20, 2009