coochie-sponge

An absolute faggot ass nigga. They suck mad dick for a living and can't make good jokes. This punk nigga is also obsessed with Among Us....

coochie-sponge: yo look at this picture
A normal person: what's special about a red trash can?
coochie-spone: GET IT CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE RED CREWMATE FROM AMONG US!!!! HAHAHA AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOUGS!!!!!! HAHAHA AMONG US IS THE BEST GAME LOLOLOL!!!! RED IS SUS RED IS SUS!!!!
A normal person: what the actual fuck is wrong with you????

by RealNigga8005882300 April 14, 2021

Coochie Condensation

Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.

Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.

by Taylor62097 December 07, 2014

Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.

These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!

by urbanr33s3s June 23, 2022

coochie mudbugs

Same as croch cricket. Crabs body lice

You better be careful messing with them ho's you will get coochie mudbugs

by Texas girl 1971 March 21, 2023

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010

Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 09, 2022

Coochie Collector

This individual will go to great lengths in order to get attention from women. He usually doesn’t even make it past first base, but he is friends with numerous attractive women.

Sending a valentines card to Kappa Apple Gamma was a real coochie collector move by Gabe.

by Newwavewhiteboyslang December 01, 2020