confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020

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Confidential Info

Proving Tise Wrong
This is Dami’s word

I did put confidential info in the dictionary

by Hiiiiitise November 22, 2020

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Content Amnesia

When you are writing, drawing, or otherwise creating content with the assumption that it's 100% original, only to later realize or find out that you were copying previously made content

I realized I was suffering from content amnesia when I got halfway through writing my story, only to realize I was writing The Matrix

by Grasshopper Man December 8, 2020

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A person who informs you a situation happened, but will not go into detail due to fear of losing their job and frequently states “it’s an ongoing investigation”. Also hates anyone of darker complexion than himself.

Intentionally trains new dispatchers to be shitty to make theirselves look better.

Guy: Hey, what happened with that case you told us about earlier?
Dispatcher: Can’t talk about it. It’s under investigation.

Guy:Quit being a Confidential DOBEY!

by Gabatronix December 22, 2020

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Content

A youtube video.

That content is hot!

by Jonathanpoop123 February 10, 2021

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contentdeleted1004

holy fuck it took me 8.3 trys to get the user rite but enyways

one of my bestest frendsies 🥺

there so funnt and amazing like they can run me over worh a truck full of trucks full of trucks and step on my grave spitting in it in the process amd i’d apologize 🤤🤤👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

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by izuds April 12, 2021

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