A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Jesus Coldmug. A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
by O Purehitta April 21, 2011
Get the balls coldmug. From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
Get the cold-copymug. by Wade Morefield April 6, 2006
Get the cold skippymug. symptoms similar to having a cold such as the sniffles or congestion that are caused by the snorting of cocaine.
by fuckyeah91 June 4, 2011
Get the chemical coldmug. by imspaghetti December 15, 2018
Get the Cold spaghettimug. 1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.
2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.
3. A pleasant experience.
2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.
3. A pleasant experience.
1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”
Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”
2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!
Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”
2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!
by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023
Get the Cold Pillowmug.