Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.
An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.
An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
by Big Brown Bob May 15, 2006
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Lana: hey Clark, wanna come over my house today?
Clark: sure
Lex: dude,you can't go. We have B-ball practice today.
Clark: oh yeah that's right.
*moments later after Lana leaves*
Clark: Lex what's your problem?....you're such a COCK BLOCKER!
Lana: hey Clark, wanna come over my house today?
Clark: sure
Lex: dude,you can't go. We have B-ball practice today.
Clark: oh yeah that's right.
*moments later after Lana leaves*
Clark: Lex what's your problem?....you're such a COCK BLOCKER!
by D.L.R. 91 March 1, 2008
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Cock is another word for penis & normally when you 'block' something you are either stopping something, or preventing something from happening. the term is normally used when you a preventing someone from having sex.
mike..."i am so fuck off right now"
mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"
mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"
by duttyriddem July 19, 2010
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Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.
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Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
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Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
by rissie2q January 19, 2013
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by 101phoenix April 20, 2015
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Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.
by samoaneminem January 14, 2004
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"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"
"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"
by waterboy141 September 4, 2009
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