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Christianity

One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand.
You've had 2000 years to prove your point, Christianity. It's over. Now fuck off.
by JayVX April 19, 2010
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Christianity

Something antichrists always bring up on forums to bash and offend Christians and demean Christianity and the mods never have a problem with it since they're all antichrists too and and no one ever has any problems with it until some Christian speaks up and says that it's not very cool of them all to be doing that.Then the mods usually get mad at the Christian for making a big deal out of it.Christians almost never bring it up and the rare times they do it's always passive and harmless and completely non-offensive and they still get bashed on by the antichrists and the antichrist mods close the thread too early.But 99.9% of the time it's the antichrists who always bring up the topic of Jesus or the bible or Christianity just to be demeaning assholes about it.
Christianity is on the receiving end of entirely too much bullshit.And it's always the pompous antichrists who are always bringing the topic up time and time again.
by South Park fan September 17, 2006
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Christianity

Various people many thousands of years ago invented a cult called Christianity that allowed them to gain political and personal power by taking advantage of the masses gullibility. This cult has gained more political power, and taken advantage of more people than any other cult ever created, and thus is the most successful. People also now call it a religion, because that's how you legitimize large cults.
by Richard West August 22, 2009
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christianity

The Belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I know the bible is true because the bible tells me it's true. Hooray Christianity!
by Matt (exoendo) February 22, 2008
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christianity

"christianity
What killed 90% of North America's native people.
Christianity is genocide!
Source: 1349 Fan, Mar "

That's a damnable lie!

Many of the early Europeans who migrated here and many of our nation's founding fathers were NOT Christians.There were lots of Deists and rationalists and occultists and they were actually very anti-Christian!
Oh well,history has been so twisted and people are so dumb nowdays that they believe the government and reject god.
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Christianity

The belief that you won't go to an imaginary place unless you believe in an imaginary guy that performed imaginary miracles in an imaginary town.
Christianity Christ
by Porrtrtra April 27, 2009
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christian

someone who believes that Jesus died for the sins of the world. often stereotyped as a jerk because alot of the douchebags who claimed to be christians acted the complete opposite of what Jesus told them to do. for some reason many christians of the past completely disregarded (and alot still do) "thou shalt not kill", "love thy neighbor" & "do not judge or you will be judged". therefore making an annoying stereotype that the good ones have to live down.
Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King Jr., John Paul II, Barack Obama, Selena Gomez, Nelson Mandela, Jonas Brothers, Katy Perry, Erasmus, Christian
by millennium996 August 15, 2012
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