chonga

Those girls in Florida that take makeup tips from Vampira and fashion tips from Kelly Bundy. By 15 they are the illegitimate mothers of 5 different kids by 5 different deadbeat underachieving papi chulos, and they can be seen frequenting the Mall of the Americas, in line at the welfare office, or feeding their babies Cheetohs and Budweiser. They're called cholas/cholitas in California, Chavettes in England, Neds in Scotland and Skangers in Ireland.

You see that chonga over there, Candy? The hospital said her baby Tuffy's brain was 80% formed, but Candy figured that was pretty good because 80% is like a B- and that's better than anything she ever got on before she had Tuffy.

by your dog March 24, 2008

ching ching chong chong wo sa fo

The phrase Shaq said to Yao Ming. In which Yao Ming replied, "I know; Chinese is a difficult language to learn." However, this phrase accurately represents how most non-Chinese people attempt and fail to speak Chinese. Whether Shaq was making a mockery or actually trying to communicate remains a mystery.

The phrase is commonly used to irritate Asians in general.

White guy: Ching ching chong chong wo sa fo hahahahahaha
asian: wtf dude

by anonymooooo September 26, 2005

Chonga

A Cuban-American from Miami who only wears clothes from U.S. Tops, wears tight bright colored Brazilian jeans, lots of gold, long fake nails, with a refy attitude. She thinks she's a gangster but only gets fucked by gangsters. See ref.

Chonga: Bro, what the fuck are you looking at?
Non-Chonga: Nothing. Why?
Chonga: No, it's just that I see you looking at me like "what the fuck". What the fuck?
Non-Chonga: Ok?
Chonga: Estop looking at me! I'm going to get crazy on your ass if you don't estop fucking looking at me, perra!
Non-Chonga: (Walks away and then gets her ass beaten from behind)

by Gerald and Stretch November 10, 2006

Change of pastry

Being tired of the same bakery.

Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS May 5, 2018

ching chang chong land

china

the chineze come from ching chang chong land

by agtfrhyjk;o March 12, 2019

sea change

sea change noun C LITERARY
a complete change:

There will have to be a sea change in people's attitudes if public transport is ever to replace the private car.

(from Cambridge Advanced L

by rick stark May 15, 2006

head change

When you are smoking weed, the head change will occur when you first feel the effects of marijuana. You are not high yet, but you're getting there. Usually the effect of smoking too little weed will result in a head change. A slight difference, but you're not high\, yet. The head change effect will wear off fast and result in wanting some more herb.

-there were too many heads on that blunt.
-yeah, i got a head change, that's it.

by Dominique West October 13, 2007