Cockleech

A woman who financially drains a man without providing anything, sexual or otherwise to the relationship.

Matt's fiance Krista doesn't work, has no kids, is addicted to opiates, doesn't put out, and has a terrible shopping habit, what a cockleech!

by darkangeline September 2, 2014

chuckle pumps

When you laugh and fart at the same time. Your muscles are contracting to your laughter giving your fart small breaks making it even funnier.

When Rachel told a joke Sarah got the chuckle pumps!

by Bald182 November 9, 2015

Chickle

Chick·le
ˈchik(ə)l/
verb
1.
lightly touch or prod a person under their chin in a way that causes laughter.

noun
1.
an act of chickling someone.

"Dad chickled the baby's chin"

by Daddy_Long_Legs March 4, 2016

chuckle

Man giggle

he chuckled like the little girl he was.

by knatance May 13, 2016

Chucklefucker

The guy in your office who is basically a no-hoper. He complains about every little thing and makes no effort to fix his own situation. His wife has given him stale poon for years now and he's going grey and bald. And to cap it off, the dickhead chuckles loudly to himself as if someone else if getting the joke he's looking at on his computer screen...

"Grant's got diabetes but all he drinks is Coke. Bloke sits on his ass all day being a total Chucklefucker."

by "God" August 29, 2017

chuckle brothered

When two gay men have their penises together in one hand until both ejaculate. To me to you!!

And Rachael was like 'oh you chuckle brothered your boyfriend' and I had

by Fayt88 September 29, 2017

chucklelingus

Laughing into a vagina, quite possibly during the act of cunnilingus.

I was going down on her while watching Billy Madison. I shouldn’t have chosen that movie, she’s apparently not a fan of chucklelingus.

by Duuuuhhhh? January 13, 2018