The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
by ChipsAnonymous July 05, 2013
by Toothdude October 04, 2009
1. A little bitch. 2. A loser
by Jenny_Talia69420 August 08, 2019
Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.
GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
by SpikkaSpakk October 10, 2015
by sexylen66 November 26, 2021
“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “
by Cheezncats April 10, 2022
1. Me: What should we get at the store?
Chip Slut: Chips, any kind it doesn’t matter
2. Me: hey who ate all the chips?
Bystander: It was that chip slut over there
Chip Slut: Chips, any kind it doesn’t matter
2. Me: hey who ate all the chips?
Bystander: It was that chip slut over there
by Ryand118 December 27, 2021