Queen of the Chips

The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.

The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.

She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).

Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
by ChipsAnonymous July 05, 2013
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Survivor Chip

The chip that is leftover in your hand when it breaks in the dip.
When Steve's corn chip broke in the salsa, he was left with a survivor chip.
by Toothdude October 04, 2009
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chip clip

Ryan is the biggest chip clip that I know.
by Jenny_Talia69420 August 08, 2019
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brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.
Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
by SpikkaSpakk October 10, 2015
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Chip Chest

Classic british word for when you eat too many fries (chips) and you get heartburn/a dry throat
Jane Doe scoffed down her dinner too quick and got chip chest
by sexylen66 November 26, 2021
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Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption
“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “
by Cheezncats April 10, 2022
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Chip Slut

1. A person who’s mouth is always open for chips
2. A person who hoards all the chips at a party
1. Me: What should we get at the store?
Chip Slut: Chips, any kind it doesn’t matter

2. Me: hey who ate all the chips?
Bystander: It was that chip slut over there
by Ryand118 December 27, 2021
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