Tuscan Chili Dog

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.

I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008

Omaha Chili Whip

When tapping ass doggie style, make a nice puddle of man milk on her back and then proceed to slap your dick in the puddle numerous times until the puddle is gone. The result will be an interior designers dream with snail trails galore.

I helped Brooke “paint” her apartment this weekend courtesy of the Omaha Chili Whip.

by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006

Mexican Chili Bowl

This involves two people, person one will lay facing the ground with their ass in the air over person two, then person one will cup their hands under their butt hole. Next person one will let loose their bowls and this makes a "bowl of chili" in their hands. Person one will then drop this bowl on the face of the unsuspecting victim. This works best with a watery diarrhea, not solid excrement.

"Derek gave Kevin a Mexican Chili Bowl, he shouldn't have fallen asleep"

by dobe2049 December 15, 2008

digging your chili

to be into another person; to have the hots for

Hey man, that smokin hot sorority babe is definitely digging your chili, getcha some of that.

or the ebonics version:
Shoot nigga, that ho is diggin yo chili. You gonna get some poon tonight!

by Adam the Dominator December 9, 2008

chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.

I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.

by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 9, 2007

digging your chili

This is a phrase to express interest in another person. If someone is "digging your chili" then they like you in a non-platonic way.

"I'm totally digging Laura's chili."
or
"Um," he said sheepishly, "I'm kind of digging your chili."

by LaurenMarie November 4, 2007

soggy chili dog

In regards to performing anal sex on your partner when she is stuggling with explosive diarrhea. Even so it doesn't bother you or your dirty little penis that is now covered in brown chunks of what was once Taco Bell.

Last night I gave Melanie a soggy chili dog right in her tight little brown eye.

by lil smokie April 28, 2006