When something is so suspenseful, tense, or exciting that you clench both butt cheeks together the whole time. ie sports game, movie, tv show
Did you see that Bills/Chiefs playoff game last night? What a cheek clincher!
I watched Avenger Endgame today, it was a real cheek clincher!
I watched Avenger Endgame today, it was a real cheek clincher!
by JoeG86 May 4, 2022

when you're so stoned that you can't quit laughing/smiling, therefore causing your cheeks to be constantly chipmuck like
"Sam! this was some good cronic, you're so cheeked out"
"dylan, you can't be talking, look in the mirror"
"dylan, you can't be talking, look in the mirror"
by sam=] July 6, 2008

by Chocolate diesel March 7, 2017

(not to be confused with bell's palsy)
A variation of the twerk that involves clasping both hands together, crouching really low very quickly (while enunciating the arch of the back and buttocks found in the classic twerk), and spreading your legs whilst throwing your clasped hands up and down repeatedly. This is usually done in a cartoonish fashion, with dramatic movement and high enthusiasm.
A variation of the twerk that involves clasping both hands together, crouching really low very quickly (while enunciating the arch of the back and buttocks found in the classic twerk), and spreading your legs whilst throwing your clasped hands up and down repeatedly. This is usually done in a cartoonish fashion, with dramatic movement and high enthusiasm.
by Wuyterio November 12, 2022

by yuuri’s bestie November 14, 2020

a dispelling of gas that loosens the carbon buildcrap,poop,poo,shit in the exit area of the buttox resulting in a trip to the restroom and back to the house to get a shower and a clean change of undies and the envitable embarrasment of hygene issues and there for it is the cheek degreaser
by ace bogart September 28, 2008

by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023
