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capital ish

capital ish is just another way of saying the shit.
girl 1:those chicks are capital ish.

boy 1: i hope they have the chicken i like,
that would be the capital ish.
by emmmmmie August 16, 2008
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Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.
Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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Capital C

Wow, you should have seen her last night Richard... a real capital c.. ewww..
by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018
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capitalism

Far-right dictatorship that defends the rich getting richer and only the poor becoming miserable through exploitation. Causing millions of deaths.
by Roscanbi March 21, 2023
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Capital A

An inordinately American person, a "Capital A American". Usually used in a derogatory manner.

If you meet one outside the US, you might think they're doing a grotesque, almost offensive caricature of Americans, but no, turns out some yanks really are like that.
- I met Keithrynnn yesterday, she wouldn't shut up about her therapist
- Come on man, that's not cool, there's nothing wrong with going to therapy
- I know, but she kept saying these things that most children already know, as if they require some kind of deep thought and understanding...
- Oh, is she American?
- Yeah, a real Capital A
by some guy in bed June 20, 2022
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Anti-capitalism

To liberate capital from companies that make most of their money off of an exploited workforce.
I just engaged in some anti-capitalism at Walmart and liberated some new shoes I have needed.
by Tethaella March 2, 2023
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Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
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