A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears
by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011
Get the Cry Babymug. A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.
Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
by jsd9632 December 30, 2012
Get the crying shamemug. Fake cry for help when help is not needed.
Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.
Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.
by Readmeagain May 12, 2022
Get the Pathetically cryingmug. by garbear420nips June 4, 2015
Get the d-cryingmug. A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.
Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.
It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.
It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
Get the No Woman No Crymug. Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.
by bravodarling December 16, 2011
Get the wine crymug. by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022
Get the cry momentmug.